Lipstick and Eyeliner:
because every child should experience the joys of drag.

Why hello. Quite the experiment, this page is. Visually very different from the rest of the site. It's fun to mix things up, though. Anyway, there are more important things at hand, primarily, what in the name of God is this section? Okay, you aren't stupid. Or at least I hope not.... Getting back to the point, any of you slightly familiar with Samurai Pizza Cats should know about The Big Cheese's obsession with feminine attire. This alone is strange enough, but what adds to the oddity is that they never even bother to explain it. Perhaps this is just the engish version (because, as we all know, the english script is dramatically different than the japanese), but I seriously doubt it. In my opinion, The Big Cheese dragging is one of the quarkiest and funniest parts of the show, and deserves some recognition. To my own knowledge, there has never been a site or section of a SPC site honoring it, so I've taken it upon myself to do just that.

What will this site contain, you're probably asking? Well, an episode-by-episode dragging guide, to be sure, and probably a sizable gallery (though that will probably be intertwined with the guide). Other than that, I can't be certain. A site like this involves a fair amount of creativity, and only time will tell if I have what's needed, or if I, well, don't.

Table of Contents:

::i'm too sexy:: the comprehensive drag guide
::i'm lyin'? you wish! it's my wardrobe!:: popular styles
::foreign works:: others' big cheese pics

Don't worry, little ones. This site is a lot less creepy than it sounds. Or at least I'd hope so. My dad did give me a funny look when he saw me working on this....
One thing I'd like to clear up though. Just because I am making a site like this doesn't mean I put on a dress and go clubbing every Saturday night. In fact, it's quite the opposite. I don't wear women's clothing. It feels weird. Boys clothes suit me just fine. Though if I had a different body type...*

A note.

*...ha HA! It's a joke, GET IT? I just kill myself, honestly...*wipes tears away from eyes*.